Purpose[ | ]
Hats are Attire to customize your ingame Character. Most of them can be purchased in The Catalog once unlocked through ranking up, but some of them are event-bound and only obtainable during their respective events.
List of Hats[ | ]
+This list's purpose is to show all hats available within the game.
| Picture | Item Name | Description | How to Unlock | Attire Cost | Introduced |
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Beta Blobfish Hat | N/A | Special
Access Code |
N/A | 0.4.3
February 25, 2017 |
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Beta Duopus Hat | N/A | Special Access Code | N/A | 0.6.5
October 11, 2017 |
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Bobby Hat | Show crime who's boss with this British "Bobby" Police Officer's cap. Don't take crime's nonesense! | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Juliet Headband | A headband fit for star-crossed lovers; or actors portraying star crossed lovers! | Unlocks at rank: | 20,000 Gold | Valentine Update
February 14, 2017 |
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Romeo Hat | A headband fit for star-crossed lovers; or actors portraying star crossed lovers! | Unlocks at rank: | 20,000 Gold | |
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St. Valentine Hat | A stunningly accurate replica of the hat worn by St. Valentine himself! | Unlocks at rank: | 90,000 Gold | |
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Crown of the
Goat Lord |
A crown fit for Goat royalty. | Unlocks at rank: | 100,000 Gold | |
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Bowler Hat | A hat fit for only the finest of Bankers, Lawyers, and Adventurers! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,000 Gold | |
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Sheriff Hat | This submarine ain't big enough for the two of us. Show the world who runs these parts with this badge of honor. | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Coonskin Hat | For those who enjoy long treks up mountain-tops and slaying bears, this is the hat for you. | Unlocks at rank: | 600 Gold | |
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Turban | Worn by the wise and brave alike. Also has the advantage of making your brain look bigger! | Unlocks at rank: | 7,000 Gold | |
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Floral Bouquet Hat | Brighten up your day with this luxurious floral bouquet of headwear. | Unlocks at rank: | 3,000 Gold | |
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Pirate Captain Hat | Worn by real-life-pirate captains, own this hat and the pirate life can be for you too! | Unlocks at rank: | 1000 Gold | |
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Barbershop Hat | Made for singing, tapping, or just plain old dappering! | Unlocks at rank: | 500 Gold | |
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Decapodian Mask | Fool your friends into thinking you're a horrible Decapodian monstrosity when they see you in this number! | Unlocks at rank: | 10,000 Gold | |
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Spotted Clown Hat | Start your career in clowning around with this professional party hat! | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Red Clown Hat | Start your career in clowning around with this professional party hat! (?) | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold (?) | |
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Cowboy Hat | Show off your rootin' tootin' attitude with these here genuine western hat. | Unlocks at rank: | 300 Gold | |
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Pearl White Bowler | Brown got ya down? Try on this classy pearl white bowler - made from actual pearls! | Unlocks at rank: | 2,000 Gold | |
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Pickelhaube | Pointy! Warning: Pickelhaube helmet not intended for toddlers. | Unlocks at rank: | 1,200 Gold | |
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Fez | These small red caps with tassels from the East are all the rage these days! Don't get left behind! | Unlocks at rank: | 2,500 Gold | |
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Court Official Hat | This official court hat from China will show your crew just how serious you are about keeping order! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,200 Gold | |
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Rose Bonnet | Class it up with this marvelously dashing bonnet that also keeps your delicate skin out of the sun while you adventure. | Unlocks at rank: | 900 Gold | |
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Royal Guard Hat | There has never been a better hat for guarding palaces, kings, queens, or indeed submarines! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,900 Gold | |
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Prison Cap | Straight from the Brig - this cap will showcase your hard-tacked side. | Unlocks at rank: | 300 Gold | |
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Chef Hat | Showcase your skills in the culinary arts with this exquisite Chef Hat! | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Top Hat | For the most refined of gentlefolk. | Unlocks at rank: | 1,000 Gold | |
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Stove Pipe Hat | For the even more refined, and taller, of gentlefolk. | Unlocks at rank: | 3,500 Gold | |
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Holmes Replica Hat | Look like everybody's favorite detective with this 100% accurate replica of Sherlock Holmes' iconic headpiece! | Unlocks at rank: | 3,000 Gold | |
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Baseball Cap | Does not come with peanuts and/or cracker jacks. | Unlocks at rank: | 300 Gold | |
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Knight Helmet | This genuine historical relic has been used in countless Theatrical productions and historical reenactments! Warning: Does not gaurantee | Unlocks at rank: | 4,000 Gold | |
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Tragedy Mask | There's no better way to make an audience cry than with this depressing Theatre Tragedy Mask.. | Unlocks at rank: | 12,000 Gold | 0.4.5
March 8, 2017 |
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Comedy Mask | There's no better way to make an audience laugh than with this hilarious Theatre Comedy Mask! | Unlocks at rank: | 12,000 Gold | 0.4.5
March 8, 2017 |
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Doge Hat | This replica of a Chief Magistrate of Venice or "Doge" hat will show everyone your love for Venice! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,500 Gold | |
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Sun Hat | The sun-protection headwear that only says one thing: "Put up with it." | Unlocks at rank: | 5,000 Gold | |
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Voodoo Stovepipe | A voodoo-magic bewitched hat befitting only the most devious of tricksters. | Unlocks at rank: | 3,000 Gold | 0.5.0
April 14, 2017 |
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Winter Hat | From the cold land of Russia, this winter hat will make you feel both comfortable and capable! | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Pie In Face | For those who like to clown around or eat pie on the go! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,100 Gold | |
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War Bonnet | Dive into battle with this traditional American headdress! | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | |
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Court Jester Hat | This relic from the past century is back in a big way! Only a FOOL would miss out on this great deal! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,000 Gold | |
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Ringmaster's Hat | Lead your team of misfits and circus rejects to victory the proper way with this official Ring-Master's headwear! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,200 Gold | |
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Safari Hat | Tame the wild with this classic explorer's safari hat! | Unlocks at rank: | 250 Gold | |
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Tam O' Shanter | This original Scottish headwear puts the plaid in.... plaid! | Unlocks at rank: | 1,200 Gold | 0.7.9
Content Drop May 21, 2018 |
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Top Hat and Monocle | There's no better combination for a true Gentle-Person. | Unlocks at rank: | 5,000 Gold | |
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First Mate Cap | Nautical headwear suitable only for the drunkest of mates, the First Mate! | Unlocks at rank: | 4,000 Gold | 0.7.9
Content Drop May 14, 2018 |
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Ninja Mask | This stealthy headwear will ensure others' of your sneaking prowess. | Unlocks at rank: | 8,000 Gold | 0.7.8
Content Drop April 16, 2018 |
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Tiki Mask | Found off the shore of a Mysterious Island - this genuine Tiki mask is good for collectors and pranksters alike! | Unlocks at rank: | 10,000 Gold | 0.4.5
March 8, 2017 |
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Copper Hat | Created by a mad fashion genius, this copper hat is a stylish as it is uncomfortable. | Unlocks at rank: | 20,000 Gold | 0.7.8
Content Drop May 07, 2018 |
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Spin Cap | For the young at heart. | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | 0.5.0
April 14, 2017 |
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Rain Hat | Keep your head safe from falling water! Usually rain, but whatever floats your boat, really. | Unlocks at rank: | 500 Gold | 0.5.0
April 14, 2017 |
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Sailor Cap (?) | Unlocks at rank: | ??? Gold | ||
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Poor Hat (?) | N/A | Unlocks at rank: | Free cosmetic | |
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Farm Hat | For those who don't mind getting their hands dirty. Or in this case, their heads. | Unlocks at rank: | 500 Gold | 0.5.9
August 9, 2017 |
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Prospector Hat | GOLD! Sweet sweet GOLD!! Is what you'll be saying when you don this classic headpiece. | Unlocks at rank: | 800 Gold | 0.7.9
Content Drop May 28, 2018 |
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Southern Belle Hat | Southern elegance summed up in the form of this lovely hat. | Unlocks at rank: | 5,000 Gold | 0.7.9
Content Drop June 04, 2018 |
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Pigeon Mask | ....Who wouldn't want to be a pigeon? | Unlocks at rank: | 10,000 Gold | 0.5.0
April 14, 2017 |
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Naval Captain Hat | A hat for only the most dedicated of Sea Captains. | Unlocks at rank: | 8,000 Gold | |
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Gas Mask | This newfound technology allows for easy breathing and protection against deadly toxins! Warning: Not guaranteed to do either of | Unlocks at rank: | 15,000 Gold | 0.4.5
March 8, 2017 |
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Plague Mask | A century old doctor's mask, meant to protect against plague. It didn't do a great job. | Unlocks at rank: | 15,000 Gold | 0.8.5
November 6, 2018 |
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Mad Church Mask | A symbolic mask worn by members of the Mad Church. | Unlocks at rank: | 10,000 Gold | 0.9.5
May 9, 2019 |
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Mad Church Acolyte Mask | A symbolic mask(?) worn by high ranking members of The Mad Church. | Unlocks at rank: | 20,000 Gold | 1.1.0
January 24, 2020 |
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Armor of Tomorrow | A heroic helmet from some far flung atom age. | Unlocks at rank: | 20,000 Gold | 1.3.0
November 28, 2020 |
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Trash Hat | N/A | Rare drop from the | 0 Gold | 0.8.6
November 19, 2018 |
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Chick Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Duck Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Lamb Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Rabbit Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Bunny Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Pig Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.7
April 1, 2018 | |
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Frobbit Hat | Found during
Easter event |
0 Gold | Spring Event 2022
April 11, 2022 | |
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Aztec Turqoise Mask | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.5.6
June 21, 2017 | |
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Aztec Sun Crown | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.5.6
June 21, 2017 | |
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Aztec Eagle Headdress | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.5.6
June 21, 2017 | |
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Aztec Jaguar Headdress | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.5.6
June 21, 2017 | |
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Aztec Serpent Headdress | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.8
June 22, 2018 | |
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Aztec Acolyte Mask | Found during
Summer event |
0 Gold | 0.8
June 22, 2018 | |
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Apple Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.6.5
October 21, 2017 | |
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Corn Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.6.5
October 21, 2017 | |
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Pumpkin Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.6.5
October 21, 2017 | |
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Squash Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.6.5
October 21, 2017 | |
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Onion Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.8.5
October 15, 2018 | |
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Eggplant Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.8.5
October 15, 2018 | |
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Scarecrow Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | 0.8.5
October 15, 2018 | |
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Ghost Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | Fall event 2019
October 3, 2019 | |
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Monster Head | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | Fall event 2019
October 3, 2019 | |
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Settler Hat | Found during
Fall event |
0 Gold | Fall event 2021
October 9, 2021 | |
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Nutcracker Hat 1 | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.0
December 25, 2017 | |
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Nutcracker Hat 2 | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.0
December 25, 2017 | |
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Nutcracker Hat 3 | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.0
December 25, 2017 | |
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Nutcracker Hat 4 | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.7.0
December 25, 2017 | |
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Candy Cane Hat | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.8.7
December 17, 2018 | |
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Mistletoe Hat | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.8.7
December 17, 2018 | |
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Santa Hat | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.8.7
December 17, 2018 | |
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Fairy Tiara | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | 0.8.7
December 17, 2018 | |
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Antlers | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | Winter event 2019
December 13, 2019 | |
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Rat King Mask | Found during
Winter event |
0 Gold | Winter event 2021
December 1, 2021 |